Elemental Serendipity

I have been reading the book The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements by Sam Kean which is a really excellent book not just because it explains the history and meaning of the Periodic Table, because it does so in a very engaging way.  The histories of discoveries and how the element was used make them all seem more real and tangible.  It is also amazing to me that all of what we can see, all of what we are, can be boiled down to so many piles of each of those elements.
As anyone knows, as soon as you take an interest in something, suddenly you see it all over.  Last night while channel surfing, my wife happened upon NOVA’s episode “Hunting the Elements”.  Another fascinating look at the elements how, what and why of the periodic table.  Finally, I hop in my car to head to work and turn on the Radiolab podcast “Yellow Fluff and Other Curious Encounters” which starts with a story about…yep, the Periodic Table and its origin in the work of Dmitri Mendeleev
 
So I am geeking out on the science of elements right now and completely filling my head with stuff my girls will just adore.

Ugh…Holidays

 I’m an ogre, a Scrooge, a party pooper…I just don’t lie “celebrating” Many of the contrived holidays we have.  Christmas is too commercial.  Easter is full of too many sweets.  Father’s day should just be every day.  4th of July requires me to be out late with the mosquitoes.  Mother’s day is every day.  The two exceptions are Thanksgiving since all I have to do is eat and watch football and Halloween because it’s just awesome.  But one of my least favorite is April 1st, more commonly referred to as April Fool’s Day.

A day devoted to lying, misinformation and impractical jokes.  I don’t read anything on this day since there is little chance it’s true.  The worst though are the impractical jokes.  My girls all want to participate and want to “get” daddy.  So far, this has typically been me getting stuff on me I don’t want.
 
For instance, one of my daughters thought putting ice on me was funny.  The first three times, maybe, but after being asked to stop, I got ice on her.  She got upset and to get back, she and her mother dumped a tray of ice on me.  Ha ha.  Next, seeing that dumping things on daddy’s head was the proper way to celebrate this event, the Littlest got me a “sand hat” to wear.  It is just what it sounds like, a bowl full of sand.  I had it in my hair, ears, pocket and phone.  My reaction was less than cordial (a lot of frustrated, loud, “No, no, no…”) so I had to reassure the trickster I was not mad at her for playing the “joke”.  Finally, having thought that all was behind me, I discovered this morning that, environment be damned,  it is a good idea to turn on the lights prior to sitting on anything, including toilet seats since some “jokes” may spill over into April 2.

So yes, I lack a sense of humor about all of it, but I happily remain the target of my kiddos if it makes them happy.  I just wish it did not include quite so much mess.

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.


~Percy Bysshe Shelley (1819)

My Review of Vibram Men’s Fivefingers Classic

Originally submitted at Sun & Ski Sports

Men’s Classic – This patented FiveFingers design takes a minimalist approach to barefooting. Non-marking Vibram TC1 performance rubber soles protect your feet and provide a sure grip over a variety of terrain. A thin, abrasion-resistant stretch polyamide fabric fits low on the foot—for comfort …

Vibram Men’s Fivefingers Classic

Not the best model

By just james from dallas, tx on 3/15/2012
2out of 5

Sizing: Feels too small
Width: Feels true to width
Pros: Lightweight, Durable
Cons: Uncomfortable, Binding
Best Uses: Everyday
Describe Yourself: Recreational Walker/Hiker
Was this a gift?: No

I really wanted to like these. I love the idea of just slipping them on and being done with it. Unfortunately, the Classic uses an elastic cord around the top that is adjusted in the back. In order to get it snug on my heel, the cord began to bind over my toes and made it difficult to walk more than 30 minutes. There was also a seam sticking out too far inside and rubbed a blister on the ball of my foot. I have a few types of Vibrams and have hever had that trouble.

My Review of Vibram Men’s Five Fingers Sprint

Originally submitted at Sun & Ski Sports

Some have called Vibram® FiveFingers® Sprint the most versatile footwear they own. Adjustable hook-and-loop closures cross over the instep and surround the heel for a personalized, secure fit. A thin abrasion-resistant stretch polyamide fabric follows the contour of the foot for comfort. And a flex…

Vibram Men’s Five Fingers Sprint

Classic Vibram

By just james from dallas, tx on 3/15/2012
4out of 5

Sizing: Feels true to size
Width: Feels true to width
Arch Type: Average Arch
Pros: Lightweight, Breathable, Comfortable, Durable
Best Uses: Road Running
Describe Yourself: Casual/ Recreational
Was this a gift?: No

Very much like the KSOs, the Sprint has an open top and adjustable heel strap. These are great shoes for running, walking, hiking & biking.

Taxes on Bonues

It’s that time a year again where bonuses are being handed out.  Most of us get that check and moan at the fact that the taxes being held are higher than our regular pay.  The reason is for the IRS, they see your pay as regular pay and everything else (supplemental pay).  Regular pay is taxed at a certain percentage base on what you put on your W-4 and the magical tax tables provided by the great and mighty IRS.  There are a few ways the IRS let’s employers withhold the taxes on this “extra” income and it varies on a few more factors.  Typically it does not matter to us getting our checks since most of the supplemental income is on the same check as our regular income.  When that happens, it just runs all the income through the magical tax tables and spits out your net income.  Since most of us get about the same amount each check, the taxes are relatively stable.
Then there are bonuses.  Many employers pay these separate from your regular paycheck.  When that happens, they can run the amount through some complicated formulas, generally manually since there isn’t any software outside of NASA with the computing power to account for all the variables OR they can hold 25%.  Not surprisingly, they will hold FIT out at 25%.
I wanted to test this out so I ran a couple of scenarios through our accounting software.  The first amounts in are the hours for a regular pay period.  This is the base line to measure the next two.  Next, run the same regular pay check and add in the bonus.  At this point, the amounts are run through the magical tax tables and the computer taxes the total amount as if that were your regular check.  If the bonus is sufficiently high enough, the taxes will go up dramatically since you are being pushed into a higher tax bracket for that one check.  Take the first check run, subtract the taxes held, and these are the taxes you are expected to withhold of you were to run the bonus by itself.  I then ran the bonus by itself and of course the taxes are much lower since the program runs the smaller amount through the magical tax tables at a lower rate.  On comparing, you can see right away that the taxes being held are much lower than they should be.  So, given that the time to figure out the amount and the fact that the taxes will be high anyway compared to just taxing it at 25%, most employers will just make it easy and use the 25%.
Below is the actual treatment per the IRS Publication 15.
Supplemental Wages
 
Supplemental wages are wage payments to an employee that are not regular wages. They include, but are not limited to, bonuses, commissions, overtime pay, payments for accumulated sick leave, severance pay, awards, prizes, back pay, retroactive pay increases, and payments for nondeductible moving expenses. Other payments subject to the supplemental wage rules include taxable fringe benefits and expense allowances paid under a nonaccountable plan. How you withhold on supplemental wages depends on whether the supplemental payment is identified as a separate payment from regular wages. See Regulations section 31.3402(g)-1 for additional guidance for wages paid after January 1, 2007. Also see Revenue Ruling 2008-29, 2008-24 I.R.B. 1149, available at www.irs.gov/irb/2008-24_IRB/ar08.html
Withholding on supplemental wages when an employee receives more than $1 million of supplemental wages from you during the calendar year.   Special rules apply to the extent supplemental wages paid to any one employee during the calendar year exceed $1 million. If a supplemental wage payment, together with other supplemental wage payments made to the employee during the calendar year, exceeds $1 million, the excess is subject to withholding at 35% (or the highest rate of income tax for the year). Withhold using the 35% rate without regard to the employee’s Form W-4. In determining supplemental wages paid to the employee during the year, include payments from all businesses under common control. For more information, see Treasury Decision 9276, 2006-37 I.R.B. 423, available at www.irs.gov/irb/2006-37_IRB/ar09.html
Withholding on supplemental wage payments to an employee who does not receive $1 million of supplemental wages during the calendar year.   If the supplemental wages paid to the employee during the calendar year are less than or equal to $1 million, the following rules apply in determining the amount of income tax to be withheld.
Supplemental wages combined with regular wages.   If you pay supplemental wages with regular wages but do not specify the amount of each, withhold federal income tax as if the total were a single payment for a regular payroll period.
Supplemental wages identified separately from regular wages.   If you pay supplemental wages separately (or combine them in a single payment and specify the amount of each), the federal income tax withholding method depends partly on whether you withhold income tax from your employee’s regular wages.
  1. If you withheld income tax from an employee’s regular wages in the current or immediately preceding calendar year, you can use one of the following methods for the supplemental wages.
    1. Withhold a flat 25% (no other percentage allowed).
    2. If the supplemental wages are paid concurrently with regular wages, add the supplemental wages to the concurrently paid regular wages. If there are no concurrently paid regular wages, add the supplemental wages to alternatively, either the regular wages paid or to be paid for the current payroll period or the regular wages paid for the preceding payroll period. Figure the income tax withholding as if the total of the regular wages and supplemental wages is a single payment. Subtract the tax withheld from the regular wages. Withhold the remaining tax from the supplemental wages. If there were other payments of supplemental wages paid during the payroll period made before the current payment of supplemental wages, aggregate all the payments of supplemental wages paid during the payroll period with the regular wages paid during the payroll period, calculate the tax on the total, subtract the tax already withheld from the regular wages and the previous supplemental wage payments, and withhold the remaining tax.
  2. If you did not withhold income tax from the employee’s regular wages in the current or immediately preceding calendar year, use method 1-b above. This would occur, for example, when the value of the employee’s withholding allowances claimed on Form W-4 is more than the wages.
Regardless of the method you use to withhold income tax on supplemental wages, they are subject to social security, Medicare, and FUTA taxes. 
Example 1
You pay John Peters a base salary on the 1st of each month. He is single and claims one withholding allowance. In January he is paid $1,000. Using the wage bracket tables, you withhold $52 from this amount. In February, he receives salary of $1,000 plus a commission of $2,000, which you combine with regular wages and do not separately identify. You figure the withholding based on the total of $3,000. The correct withholding from the tables is $342. 
Example 2
You pay Sharon Warren a base salary on the 1st of each month. She is single and claims one allowance. Her May 1 pay is $2,000. Using the wage bracket tables, you withhold $192. On May 14 she receives a bonus of $1,000. Electing to use supplemental wage withholding method 1-b, you:
  1. Add the bonus amount to the amount of wages from the most recent base salary pay date (May 1) ($2,000 + $1,000 = $3,000).
  2. Determine the amount of withholding on the combined $3,000 amount to be $342 using the wage bracket tables.
  3. Subtract the amount withheld from wages on the most recent base salary pay date (May 1) from the combined withholding amount ($342 – $192 = $150).
  4. Withhold $150 from the bonus payment.
Example 3
The facts are the same as in Example 2, except you elect to use the flat rate method of withholding on the bonus. You withhold 25% of $1,000, or $250, from Sharon’s bonus payment.
Example 4
The facts are the same as in Example 2, except you elect to pay Sharon a second bonus of $2,000 on May 28. Using supplemental wage withholding method 1-b, you:
  1. Add the first and second bonus amounts to the amount of wages from the most recent base salary pay date (May 1) ($2,000 + $1,000 + $2,000 = $5,000).
  2. Determine the amount of withholding on the combined $5,000 amount to be $800 using the wage bracket tables.
  3. Subtract the amounts withheld from wages on the most recent base salary pay date (May 1) and the amounts withheld from the first bonus payment from the combined withholding amount
    ($800 – $192 – $150 = $458).
  4. Withhold $458 from the second bonus payment.
Tips treated as supplemental wages.   Withhold income tax on tips from wages earned by the employee or from other funds the employee makes available. If an employee receives regular wages and reports tips, figure income tax withholding as if the tips were supplemental wages. If you have not withheld income tax from the regular wages, add the tips to the regular wages. Then withhold income tax on the total. If you withheld income tax from the regular wages, you can withhold on the tips by method 1-a or 1-b discussed earlier in this section under Supplemental wages identified separately from regular wages.
Vacation pay.   Vacation pay is subject to withholding as if it were a regular wage payment. When vacation pay is in addition to regular wages for the vacation period, treat it as a supplemental wage payment. If the vacation pay is for a time longer than your usual payroll period, spread it over the pay periods for which you pay it.

Yearly Review

I got my yearly review at work.  Simply put, it was stellar.  I am very fortunate to work in a place that values my abilities and respects me as a person.  I have a great working relationship with both my boss and those in my department.  It has been almost 5 years, the longest I have ever been with a company and I expect to retire here barring anything catastrophic.

This is not to say I’m perfect and have nothing to work on.  It was pointed out that I get irritated at being interrupted when I am in the middle of a project or under a deadline pressure and I just don’t hide that irritation very well.  The previous controller did not have quite the volume of work that I do, since I was already doing most of it, and she would often with everyone that came in.  I wanted to nip that in the bud, but may have alienated a few people in the process.  Though, in my defense, once I got the girls in my department able to take care of handing out petty cash, they all but stop coming by to see me.

The other thing I have needed to work on was related.  We converted to a new system, largely due to my efforts and it was up to me to set up new procedures for almost everything.  In doing so, I seek the most efficient way, but that is not always the easiest or best for other departments.  I tend to make a few decisions without getting much input.

This also marked the first time I had to evaluate others that work for me.  I’ll admit I was a little nervous, but really there was no reason to be.  The people I work with do a great job; work harmoniously together and with the rest of the company and everyone has nothing but good things to say about them.  In fact, the hardest part was coming up with things that can be improved upon.  I know nothing stays the same, but I really appreciate where things are right now.

SUITup Saturday Night

This past Saturday I had to good fortune to make it out with the well appointed gentlemen of SUITupGents. As the name implies, it is a group of men in suits.  The further mission of the group is:
SUITup is a monthly event whereby gentlemen wear suits and drink manly drinks in the attempt to not only look good, but to have others notice how good they look in the process.”
We rolled around downtown Fort Worth for the better part of the evening and ended up on 7th St near the Montgomery Plaza, shutting down our location and going our separate ways.  I got to catch up with a couple of old friends from high school as well as meet some very interesting and entertaining new acquaintances.  I have not been out so late or had such a good time in a while.
I am something of a romantic for pieces of the past.  One of my favorite aspects from my grandparents era was going out was an occasion.  Money was a little tighter and going out was a real treat, so you generally dressed your best.  As a result, many, if not most, people were well dressed on the town. 
Today, going into a place, even a rather pricey one, it is not uncommon to see blue jeans and baseball caps.  Not that there is anything wrong with being casual, but in our time, it just seems pervasive.  We’re casual about everything, school, work, church, dating, etc.  It is rare to find men or women that go that extra step to dress it up a bit. 
That’s why SUITup Gents stands out.  Each place we walked into, we got noticed; some more perceptible than others.  We did not bring places to a halt, but there were plenty of questioning looks along with outright questions.  People want to know what the occasion is, who you are and what you’re up to.  If you don’t want to stand out, you’re better off just getting your date outfit from JCrew or the GAP so you can fit in with the crowd.  However, if you think your night out should be legendary, you may want to SUITup.

Make your own start page

I have my own website (justjames.us), because…well just because.  I had not visited it much, so I decided to set it as my start page when opening my web browser.  From there, I can get to the pages I use the most.  It’s simple and easy to use and I can add whatever I like.  It still works as a portal for others to findout about me as well.

I currently have my site hosted with 1and1.com and I use Filezilla to maintain it.