Ugh…Holidays
I’m an ogre, a Scrooge, a party pooper…I just don’t lie “celebrating” Many of the contrived holidays we have. Christmas is too commercial. Easter is full of too many sweets. Father’s day should just be every day. 4th of July requires me to be out late with the mosquitoes. Mother’s day is every day. The two exceptions are Thanksgiving since all I have to do is eat and watch football and Halloween because it’s just awesome. But one of my least favorite is April 1st, more commonly referred to as April Fool’s Day.
A day devoted to lying, misinformation and impractical jokes. I don’t read anything on this day since there is little chance it’s true. The worst though are the impractical jokes. My girls all want to participate and want to “get” daddy. So far, this has typically been me getting stuff on me I don’t want.
For instance, one of my daughters thought putting ice on me was funny. The first three times, maybe, but after being asked to stop, I got ice on her. She got upset and to get back, she and her mother dumped a tray of ice on me. Ha ha. Next, seeing that dumping things on daddy’s head was the proper way to celebrate this event, the Littlest got me a “sand hat” to wear. It is just what it sounds like, a bowl full of sand. I had it in my hair, ears, pocket and phone. My reaction was less than cordial (a lot of frustrated, loud, “No, no, no…”) so I had to reassure the trickster I was not mad at her for playing the “joke”. Finally, having thought that all was behind me, I discovered this morning that, environment be damned, it is a good idea to turn on the lights prior to sitting on anything, including toilet seats since some “jokes” may spill over into April 2.
So yes, I lack a sense of humor about all of it, but I happily remain the target of my kiddos if it makes them happy. I just wish it did not include quite so much mess.
Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
~Percy Bysshe Shelley (1819)
My Review of Vibram Men’s Fivefingers Classic

Not the best model
Sizing: Feels too small
Width: Feels true to width
Pros: Lightweight, Durable
Cons: Uncomfortable, Binding
Best Uses: Everyday
Describe Yourself: Recreational Walker/Hiker
Was this a gift?: No
My Review of Vibram Men’s Five Fingers Sprint

Classic Vibram
Sizing: Feels true to size
Width: Feels true to width
Arch Type: Average Arch
Pros: Lightweight, Breathable, Comfortable, Durable
Best Uses: Road Running
Describe Yourself: Casual/ Recreational
Was this a gift?: No
Taxes on Bonues
- If you withheld income tax from an employee’s regular wages in the current or immediately preceding calendar year, you can use one of the following methods for the supplemental wages.
- Withhold a flat 25% (no other percentage allowed).
- If the supplemental wages are paid concurrently with regular wages, add the supplemental wages to the concurrently paid regular wages. If there are no concurrently paid regular wages, add the supplemental wages to alternatively, either the regular wages paid or to be paid for the current payroll period or the regular wages paid for the preceding payroll period. Figure the income tax withholding as if the total of the regular wages and supplemental wages is a single payment. Subtract the tax withheld from the regular wages. Withhold the remaining tax from the supplemental wages. If there were other payments of supplemental wages paid during the payroll period made before the current payment of supplemental wages, aggregate all the payments of supplemental wages paid during the payroll period with the regular wages paid during the payroll period, calculate the tax on the total, subtract the tax already withheld from the regular wages and the previous supplemental wage payments, and withhold the remaining tax.
- If you did not withhold income tax from the employee’s regular wages in the current or immediately preceding calendar year, use method 1-b above. This would occur, for example, when the value of the employee’s withholding allowances claimed on Form W-4 is more than the wages.
- Add the bonus amount to the amount of wages from the most recent base salary pay date (May 1) ($2,000 + $1,000 = $3,000).
- Determine the amount of withholding on the combined $3,000 amount to be $342 using the wage bracket tables.
- Subtract the amount withheld from wages on the most recent base salary pay date (May 1) from the combined withholding amount ($342 – $192 = $150).
- Withhold $150 from the bonus payment.
- Add the first and second bonus amounts to the amount of wages from the most recent base salary pay date (May 1) ($2,000 + $1,000 + $2,000 = $5,000).
- Determine the amount of withholding on the combined $5,000 amount to be $800 using the wage bracket tables.
- Subtract the amounts withheld from wages on the most recent base salary pay date (May 1) and the amounts withheld from the first bonus payment from the combined withholding amount
($800 – $192 – $150 = $458). - Withhold $458 from the second bonus payment.
At the Dallas World Aquarium
Yearly Review
I got my yearly review at work. Simply put, it was stellar. I am very fortunate to work in a place that values my abilities and respects me as a person. I have a great working relationship with both my boss and those in my department. It has been almost 5 years, the longest I have ever been with a company and I expect to retire here barring anything catastrophic.
This is not to say I’m perfect and have nothing to work on. It was pointed out that I get irritated at being interrupted when I am in the middle of a project or under a deadline pressure and I just don’t hide that irritation very well. The previous controller did not have quite the volume of work that I do, since I was already doing most of it, and she would often with everyone that came in. I wanted to nip that in the bud, but may have alienated a few people in the process. Though, in my defense, once I got the girls in my department able to take care of handing out petty cash, they all but stop coming by to see me.
The other thing I have needed to work on was related. We converted to a new system, largely due to my efforts and it was up to me to set up new procedures for almost everything. In doing so, I seek the most efficient way, but that is not always the easiest or best for other departments. I tend to make a few decisions without getting much input.
This also marked the first time I had to evaluate others that work for me. I’ll admit I was a little nervous, but really there was no reason to be. The people I work with do a great job; work harmoniously together and with the rest of the company and everyone has nothing but good things to say about them. In fact, the hardest part was coming up with things that can be improved upon. I know nothing stays the same, but I really appreciate where things are right now.
SUITup Saturday Night
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